...is this a practical joke? Is it April 1st? Am I in an alternate universe where a state legislature is doing something smart and progressive? WHAT IS HAPPENING

Hold up, I got a better one:

that the government and/or the medical establishment are attacking the family for their beliefs.

The name officially may have dropped off the list but the amount of beckys acting becky-ish has gone up about 100%. See Anne Hathaway, Iggy and all the white tears shed in last night’s dirt bag over colored usage of “becky”. -_-

i know, i didn’t say it was harmful. but it’s too much and i have second-hand embarrassment watching it.

lol i am so embarrassed for anne hathaway. jesus

Theres totally a win here. Pick a race thats neither white nor south east asian.

This would be a great drunk history. I love it and it would be cool to add some great stories that feature Asian Americans that have contributed to changing America. Plus toliets and alcohol always go hand in hand.

Am I the only one who thinks Rita’s “J” necklace is actually a lower-case “r”, displayed backwards? I could need more caffeine, but it looks that way to me.

Sex and Lucia was a great movie. Julio Medem’s film Lovers of The Article Circle was also quite good from what I remember, although I haven’t watched it since college.

Her book is almost out! I AM SO EXCITED!

...No. If Philip Roth was allowed to write the same fucking story over and over, about boring, ruthless men on navel-gazing quests for sexual fulfillment — and win prizes for it — and be called one of the greatest writers of his generation — I think we as a culture can afford Beyoncé space to take what is personal to h…

I feel like Beyonce is being quite direct, not really anything passive about it. She’s putting a personal experience, one that unfortunately is shared by many, in a political context. If that’s over your head it’s one thing, but it seems like if you’re reading a post about it and commenting on it, you give more than a…

You mean places without fully developed social safety nets and economic systems? Not sure how those are a relevant comparison.

Look, y’all don’t have to believe this, but she actually wrote me and thanked me for calling her piece ‘hilarious.’ Everyone processes things differently, and sometimes a humorous tone helps express something difficult.

I love this because you know all Kylie has ever wanted is Blac Chyna’s face

Right. The initial reports suggested she was a ticking time bomb. Instead, she’s just quietly going on vacation with her husband and holding a suggestively titled book.

I’ll name your baby for a few papa john’s gift cards. That one is Boy Samantha. That one is Aubergine, That one is Gary.

winner: kimmy schmidt