Also, on July 12th be sure to pick up my tell all Bears: A Serial Listener Who Remembers, Like, a good 60% of what happened but only about 25% of the Names Involved but still makes “There’s a Shrimp Sale at the Crab Crib” Jokes.

Has Matt Damon weighed in on this casting issue yet?

Your problem is that you have too many friends. I don’t know 26 people well enough to be invited to their weddings. It’s cheaper that way.

As a mom of a child with autism I find it mind-boggling that parents of non neurotypical kids jump on the anti-vax wagon. Because the message of the whole movement is: “It’s better to risk the life of your child than to wind up with one with autism”. It’s so unbelievably disloyal to your children. My son is perfect…

“Toxins”

not a stranger. he knew me for two years.

Sweet jesus, it’s an epidemic. If I don’t answer her “texts” (as she refers to them) in Words within 15 minutes she calls thinking I’m dead in a ditch somewhere.

If people enjoy working out during and after pregnancy, good for them.

Also from what I remember she had an agreement to buy it first through the archdiocese, who had already put it up for sale, but some of the nuns protested because they thought she was a harlot (or similar) while others just felt the archdiocese was going to rip them off (as the property was gifted to the nuns, not the…

Wait, no, thats a terrible story for the point youre trying to make. Your friend expressed some fucked up views and it would have been totally in your right then to correct her because that’s not just a slip of the tongue, thats a mindset that whiteness is the default of worthiness. That shits racist. I mean I guess…

Dolly’s quartet of crotch-loop beads is the realest look ever.

One of these days, some person will say some insensitive shit about race, and won’t include the hypothetical green and/or purple people in their sorry-not-sorry, or just not-sorry in this case, response and I’ll think to myself, “Progress!”

I bet people means Sean Penn, but he asked her, like, 12 times because he was kind of drunk and forgot he asked two days earlier.

Time to get off the internet if her harmless little anecdote sullies your pearls.

The kids on Blackish are the greatest actors on tv right now, they are killing it.

that would be pretty offensive if anyone were assuming that

I don’t think anyone assumed that.

I got through 2 paragraphs before my eyes crossed.

I know these letters and most of the words, but I can’t tell what they are trying to say.

She takes the Kardashian “ethos”, puts it down, flips it and reverses it. Winding up with something so authentically over the top that it’s the realest real.