1. Delete all tweets.

First Law Of Takes: A take shall remain in effect until its retraction is demanded by a more powerful organization.

Not a Patriots fan. Still laughed.

Smug asshole meets smug rich asshole.

So, you made a choice to have a family and it ruined your life. I’m also betting that you spent some time watching TV, putzing around, etc... We are all given the same amount of time, and you decide what to do with it. You can watch that football game, or edit your novel. You can binge watch Justified or learn to edit…

That’s the spirit!

No.

According to FiveThirtyEight intern Kyle Wagner

Ken Starr’s world:

Bravo to KWTX!

All of these commenters asking how he made the video camera and downplaying how cool this is because he “already has 21st century knowledge” are even worse than highlight truthers. This is a hobby of his that he chooses to share and it’s incredible what he’s able to accomplish - Enjoy it for what it is and stop living…

This × 1,000

Where is our Nick Denton courtroom Crying Jordan? Pretty sure I can get Mr. Wood some funding.

How are things in 1994?

Baylor President Ken Starr will also be fired

C’mon, this is dumb. It’s like saying Let’s see how many titles Michael Jordan would have won if, instead of developing the best turnaround jumper in NBA history, he, uh, hadn’t. Bryce Harper’s only good because he’s better than anybody else at the most valuable thing in baseball. Take that away and he’s just some guy…

What’s left? Maybe his electric handles, his sharp passing and his ability to finish around the rim? Like, 3 things every single NBA player would kill to have?

Nah, that’s baloney. Steph Curry is, even in the harshest not-stupid reckoning, one of two or three best players in the NBA. His shot has not faded. He’s just getting his ass kicked by the Thunder, is all.

Oh, thank god. They were wrong about kids these days.