boogie cousins and andre drummond? is karl anthony towns still playing for the dominican or something? who do we need to send a petition to in order to change that? please advise.

for sure the best part is when he talks about “the brave cops who fight the good fight in the urban war-zone” even when he is talking to foreign nations talking about how great the country is he can’t help but take a racist potshot at his fellow citizens

i’m willing to be corrected so help me out here. why does deadspin not like AJ? isn’t he the antithesis of all of the things we hate about baseball? he is brash and outspoken in a league full of people who “play the game the right way”. just look at the play that preceded the punch! he bowled into the catcher and then…

Now that we’re all in agreement (no, shut up, we all agree) about Ramsay’s impending doom

my dad is really superstitious. we used to get a thump on the forehead if we swept over his feet because his momma said it was bad luck. to this day if someone sweeps over my feet i get chills up my spine

besides everything above one of his players was arrest for sexual assault over the weekend, another released a sex tape on twitter, a couple others were released for violating team rules, and he oversaw one of the worst seasons in the history of the school this year...i think he is actively trying to be the worst…

i’ve said this before, but i fucking love the artwork on this site. it’s compliments the writing so well.

i’m not at all a dana white fan but an alternate headline to this post could be: ufc grabs mcgreggors dick, squeezes harder

does this mean it’s a foregone conclusion that michaels will retire after 2017? he’s still really, really good.

no but seriously what happened to his guitar

it’s just been really cool up here. this sounds super cliche, but everyone here is celebrating his life instead of mourning his death. i’ve never seen the city unite like this. it’s awesome.

if i were as good at my job as jim cooke is at his i would show up to work in onesie pajamas, vape in the office and demand a raise every six months

i’ve read this like three times and i honestly can’t tell if this the ultimate humblebrag or a completely made-up email exchange

$85 for pre-check was among the best investments i have ever made in my life. that is not hyperbole.

PSA: use both shoulder straps on your backpack. using one is not only dysfunctional it also looks very very silly

if that is a crime why wasn’t she charged? that’s my only point. how can someone only be charged with resisting arrest?

how can someone’s only charge be “resisting arrest” tho? i’m not arguing that she wasn’t resisting, but doesn’t it scare you that you can be arrested for the sole reason of resisting arrest?

i was thinking this morning that glen taylor is a top-5 worst owner in all of sports in such a unique way. i mean he hasn’t tried to use seattle as leverage to get a new arena (in fact he actively tries to keep the team in MN), he isn’t a criminal, he hasn’t made maliciously racist statements (as far as i know), or…

the only thing more puzzling than someone who stands while they wipe is someone who turns on read receipts for text messages

true story: when i was in high school i was a ball boy for the chiefs. a couple weeks into camp i felt like i was close with a couple of the guys so i casually asked johnnie morton “johnnie, where did you go to school at?” he replied in a completely serious tone “one where we don’t use prepositions at the end of our…