From your mouth to God’s ears.

Every time I am reminded that Seth Cohen and Blair Waldorf are married, an angel gets his/her wings.

I didn’t know that this existed and now I must have it.

She also shared this photo with the dictators daughter, who acquired her wealth while the rest of the country lives on $2 a day. I usually really like Nicki, but this is a major bummer.

I can see Nicki in her dressing room in Angola muttering to herself:

Rough translation:

“not grade-A or even B-plus material, certainly by my standards as well as those of any moderately attractive, fair-minded youngish heterosexual dude who’s feeling hormonal or what-have-you.”

Let’s take a moment to look at the stunning beauty that is Jeffrey Wells...

I’m in.

Here’s what I would like her to write and produce: a biopic about the Roberts family. Give me Julia’s life story. Give me Eric’s life story. Give me their late sister’s life story. Give me August: Osage County but even more fucked up.Ordinary People, but with bigger mouths. The Royal Tenenbaums, but every line is…

Cheetahs have amazing spatial intelligence but I sure as shit wouldn’t take one’s opinions on politics very seriously.

One Direction, a dissolving boy band that will soon fade into nothing more than a bittersweet memory

ITS LINDSAY

Was there like, some bridesmaid documentary you saw?

For reals he SAID THAT?

This. So much this. Bump.

It’s an indictment of our society that the media didn’t think this was worth covering. Imagine if this was about dozens of white women? All lives clearly don’t matter.

So I’m assuming someone finally touched Shia LaBouef’s soul?