Can you even see most noses? At 5'3" I feel like you’re at a great height to suck my dick.

The whole thing is magical.

Stallone has partial facial paralysis from forceps used during his birth. You’re an asshole.

Scott Disick’s year: I know I’m the favorite person in this family and I am going to FUCK THAT UP.

OMG a scene in Four Weddings and A Funeral makes so much more sense now.

Khrist West.

Stories about 90s stars give me life.

90s me is v into that seth green selfie.

Same

Wait - Bush and the Tush - don’t you get points for Kenny’s new hair?

Trans women =/= women. How bad is that? It’s a biological fact.

Start a petition so I can sign it.

I identify lesbian. Leave me the fuck out of your bigotry.

I know, right? The inclusivity of our movement for equal rights. Ugh.

This is just stupid.

This post is so accurate, I’m pissed I didn’t write it.

I don’t really have words for this yet.