It’s the Pitts.

Sarcasm fail.

Heck, they’re not just leaving MN Nice at home, they’re removing the ‘Passive’ from the ‘MN Passive-Aggressive’ and just going feral on her.

So the story is gay men exist and they even sport good sometimes, athletic gay men have well defined abdominal muscles, gay men have sex with other gay men.

Way to miss the entire fucking point.

Methinks the point has flown right over your wee head.

fuck off

How selfless and incredible of this woman to share such a painful, heartbreaking yet insightful story. So much love going out to her.

Poor Noah; his career is probably done now. Everyone knows Bryan Singer diddles little blond boys but with those powerful lawyers of his, and as long as he keeps churning out hit movies, he’ll be protected. And what’s really creepy about him is, he had a child with an actress soon after this scandal exploded. God help…

I mean Bryan Singer has had a decent amount of allegations thrown at him, so I’m not mad at Galvin for this one. I imagine the apology was to avoid a lawsuit.

“Also, to be honest Evan, your face is supremely punchable.”

Producers: “We take violence very seriously. As in we seriously want someone to get fucked up by Chad.”

How in the world can they get away with this?

This whole thing is just like this horrifying concoction of white privilege, male privilege, rape culture, and misogyny.

White privilege isn’t a thing at all. Naaaaaaaawwwwwwwww. Couldn’t be. Just a total coincidence.

pls add this to tweet beat it’s my fave of yesterday thank u bobby

“Hogan is small potatoes.”

Cylontater, I am here to promote you out of the greys on Deadspin all day.

That she found a much older man isn’t the story here. It’s that the much older man happens to be Jon Lovitz. And that they teased out the big reveal over several meticulously crafted Instagram posts.