the small dick support group is actually located on gizmodo sir

uh oh did you get your boobs done first and bae was mad? It’ll be ok bb there are other fish in the sea.

My nose doesn't get me free drinks at a bar tho

I knew this would happen.

Crying and clapping!

Read the entire Slate piece, it is fantastically done. These women are total badasses and had absolutely zero patience for Keller. I will add that Breyer’s moment in the sun was pretty spectacular as well. (emphasis mine)

I thought the most harsh you could get with “Bless your heart” was to say it to someone’s face, but I was wrong; the true nuclear move is to say it to a reporter doing a Vanity Fair profile they will DEFINITELY read

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

Perpetual single here - if this is a real story, what exactly does this relationship bring that would make you put up with even 10% of this?

And how long has it been since she opened her bible?!

(Seriously though Candice Cameron deserves to live on a planet without dogs.)

THIRD TIME AROUND

i want their wedding to outshine KK 3rd wedding, because we don’t know how her 4rth will be

Bobby, this lede sentence is a work of art.

i think this is more why kids dont want adults...