It’s tragic that BurtReynoldsIsMySpiritGuide (Rebecca Rose) is no longer around to have written this Dirt Bag. She’d explode.

Martin Sheen truly is an admirable man. He is a tireless advocate for farm workers’ rights among (many) other things.

Ok this is unbelievably stupid and I have never seen it up until now so I’m really just sitting here with my mouth open

When a friend of mine had a second baby, her 2 year old looked up at me and said very earnestly: do you like the baby? Yes? You can have her!

I think though, to me, it just looks like too much botox and weird, overboard eyebrow waxing.

Guy who shoots birds at the airport

Ben Affleck’s face. It’s like I’m looking at Ben Affleck but also not looking at Ben Affleck. It’s like a magic eye poster.

“Kim is upset because Kristen’s missing brother is taking away from her son’s birth,”

So their baby is the reincarnation of Michael Jackson?

I love Jon and all he does.

Heavens to Murgatroyd!

Go on...

Between the Charlie Sheen HIV reveal and the recent celeb herpes lawsuit, the media (and all of these lawyers) are really showing their asses on how completely ignorant they are about basic elements of human health and disease.

NeNe Leakes hates Raven-Symoné so much.

i just got mad at sel for being thirsty w zayn but then making out with niall and then i realized it was all just goals