He gets published for that drivel, and I can’t even get out of the grays.

he is way too old and too well-regarded of an actor to still be writing this kinda shit like a junior in college. get it together man.

me:

Me after reading Jesse Eisenberg’s review: “Um.”

Derp

Because I left my glasses at home, I thought your user name was fondue princess.

When I was little, a friend of my parents came to stay with us at our apartment. He’s very well-known in the art world, so his presence didn’t go unnoticed. He’s also HIV positive, which is less well-known. In any event, someone in the building was aware of his health status and apparently went all pearl-clutching…

“a herpe”

Jezebel Commenter on Jenny McCarthy: ‘Ick!’

Jenny McCarthy is a garbage person. Like, she’s actual garbage, not one who picks up garbage and puts it in the garbage truck.

“McCarthy also wondered why actors engaged in kissing scenes weren’t required to disclose their HIV status.”

babies can’t date. only one baby at a time fits in the cozy coupe.

Thanks for this, Madeleine. After last night’s Jezebel Massacre, a lot of us still need a really strong diversion like this to take the edge off. Now that I think of it, this is just the spoonful of sugar needed to take the edge off a hella lot.

“hey next time you’re prying stuff off a dead hustler can you grab me a mesh tank top”

Please stop roasting my goddamned shoes. This is not current but I read these tweets today for the first time and it’s my new favorite thing. I would like to spread the joy.

It really doesn’t, though. It really doesn’t.

CeeLo Green is a rapist. Do not understand why people choose to not see this.

That is the face of someone remembering a very good guilty fuck.

The stereotyping doesn’t even stop there. The condescending omission of The Slot in all the mentions of political coverage stood out like a sore thumb.

Yes, I enjoy the pop culture posts on Jezebel, including Dirt Bag and Tweet Beat. The MAIN reason I’m here though is for the stellar writing and reporting on feminist issues. The authors here are badass. Please, Gawker, don’t make them pop reporters first and feminists second.