And Matt Lauer

Thank you for the breakdown that was amazing to read

Its interesting. And in England it is entrenched in not only classism but the north-south divide.

I am 200% down for 1910’s Chris Pine.

I do not know where/when this movie is being set, but goddamn if I don’t want to be there.

That hairdo on Pine really works for him, I think. Also CAN I HAVE BOTH THESE OUTFITS, PLS.

Wow...I didn’t get that vibe at all. In fact I was thinking, “Awww, looks like they’re into each other again, like old people who realize they actually are married to their best friend.”

If it’s free, it’s for me.

Don’t worry. I’m so de déclassé I brag about what I get off curb alerts on Craigslist.

So you’re saying I’m incredibly Posh. I’LL TAKE IT.

I like to tell people how little I spent on things, bc I am cheap. “Oh this shirt? It was $10 at Marshall’s!”

The slang is so good.

Or my aunt. The last time we had a family reunion, I kept a running tally of all the celebrity and fictional character names she screwed up - notably, correcting anybody who pronounced them correctly. Over the course of one weekend, we had:

I began ignoring the straw policy after that, and the manager dutifully ignored my ignoring of said policy.

What is it with strange customers and soup? I never thought I’d have a story to contribute here because I’m a bookseller, but it turns out I’ve got one for you.

For what it is worth, this guy is a lawyer.

The librarian said it was a normal sized home use crock pot, so yeah, a gallon or so of volume. She didn’t assemble it on site, apparently she did it some place else and then carried the whole thing into the library.

The toaster one reminds me of the time one of the librarians smelled food and tracked it down to a woman who was sitting at a reading desk with a crock pot plugged in underneath it, cooking chicken stew.

I was hoping for a substantial, thoughtful analysis on these particular customers, but I’m afraid of deep things.

Please leave all of your bad “deep things" jokes here: