what do you mean

Clearly Dr. Ruth meant to put out two different tweets, because a threesome with a sandwich is highly recommended.

Honestly don’t know why I didn’t think of this sooner.

Yoko those balloons are going to fly off those roofs, blow into a river or lake and a turtle is going to try and eat it and choke to death.

Good news/bad news...it ain’t close to over. HEATHER’S WORLD debuted on iTunes today with Shannon and Tamra.

She had a nose job. Be nice.

brianna is the real mvp of this show

Glorified golden retriever with jealousy issues is so spot on!!

He was ten times more interesting and genuine than Dean and Logan put together.

Hmm guy who reads and like good music and acts like a teenager or a glorified golden retriever with jealousy issues?

Also, he was smart, well read, and really cared about Rory. He was a genuinely good person underneath it all.

“Explain the appeal of Jess Mariano without going into looks”

WHY ARE YOU GRAY

As a California resident I’m annoyed by how we aren’t looking at the bigger picture, AS WELL as the individual water usage. The use of California’s water supply toward animal agriculture is over 40% greater than non-industrial use. Citing the Pacific Institute:

What in the actual fuck.

Good. I hope they do. And also shut off the water supplies of people who think having a green lawn is so important that they can wreak havoc on unique ecosystems, food-growing farms, and salmon-bearing waterways.

I sincerely hope that they include my asshole neighbor who can be seen here watering his lawn IN THE RAIN.

This needs to happen. I live in West LA and the water usage here by management companies and residents is ridiculous. I have a neighbor who washes her immaculate-looking car twice a week. TWICE. People are still watering their sidewalks to avoid fixing sprinklers. And when it was ninety a couple of weeks ago, folks…

do you know how many projectile pop related deaths there are each year?

ONES OF THEM.

Man, you guys are making the absolute laziest Pinkham’s Law attempt I’ve ever seen with this argument. Come on. You can all do better.

Sadly, someone has already beaten you to the first Pinkham’s Law comment of the day, but you nearly nailed it, so you get an honourable mention.