This is great news, as real Leo has been un-crushable for several years now.

Al will always be “Al” to me.

She's feeding a parasite with it.

Very interesting. Kinda curious to see this in action....

The closest I’ve gotten to engagement rings lately was when my students all started waving their middle fingers at me asking if that’s where the ring went. It felt like a pretty good summation of that part of my life right now.

Sorta related. I actually started wearing a fake about three years ago. Partly, it was working in sales/hospitality, and not wanting people to interpret my friendliness as anything more than that.* But I did notice the way I was treated changed — particularly by people who were older than I was. I got “sweetie”d and…

#NEVERFORGET

If this was a road trip pic taken in a car, we’d get to see Romney’s dog, too. Because he would be strapped to the roof of it. Because Romney is an animal abuser and thinks it’s fine to drive cross country for an entire day with a dog strapped to the roof of the car, unable to breathe and vomiting.

Until I have Jada Smith type money in my account, the news/internet will have to do.

I love Holt.

Where do backstreet babby come from how is babby formed I don’t understand

I don’t like nice things but Brooklyn 99 is a delight. And if you disagree

Yeah, fucking seriously. He tells her he’s been tested and changed his ways or something (which, yes we know is bullshit, but who hasn’t wanted to believe a partner you care about, even if you know that maybe you shouldn’t?).

Man are you kidding me with this sexist bullshit in these comments? Let’s all agree it is stupid to have unprotected sex with someone who has lied to you in the past about their sexual health/practices and given you an STI - it is CLEARLY fucking stupid - I don’t think anyone is denying that. But how is it not…

Waaaaaaaaaaaaambaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaach

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

I found out last week that I am pregnant after my partner and I spent close to a year trying to conceive. I am overjoyed, elated, excited yada yada, but TBH I already hate being pregnant. I’m hoping much of this will pass once I get to the second trimester, but I feel terrible 100% of the time.

I’m a Scully in the streets and Mulder in the sheets.

god fucking bless you, Madeleine.