spriginthebigcity
Spriginthebigcity
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“Andre, take me to Red Lobster.”

WHERE’S ANDRE??

Tim Gunn just said he’d take him to Red Lobster!

of course! Everyone knows how proud parents get of their children’s huge...dogs?

Isn’t it great when you meet, or in this case get a view into, people’s parents and all of the sudden you are like

The fact that he referred to himself as “daddy” makes it worse somehow.

“Slashed my knee while burning a nosy idiot to death at a sauna in Tijuana”

“throw a hot coal at her”

This is a great reminder for everyone. Medical people should take heed of this, too. Sometimes you forget to turn it off. Asking about these things is inappropriate in social settings. ESPECIALLY scars. ESPECIALLY in places where someone is exposed. Keep your medical inquiries to the exam room.

Tell her if she loves your scar so much you’d be willing to give her one twice as long anywhere she wants it. Then do the dragging the thumb across your neck thing for good measure.

Can you take a friend with you who can say “Woah, that’s totally inappropriate!”? Because I would be that friend.

Ive been a vegetarian for the past 15 years, I’ve drank my fair share of alcohol in that time also. Not once did I eat a piece of meat while drinking or after drinking.

keep it all in a family

We got Fingered twice today!?!?! wait that came out wrong...

Motion carried.

Cosigned

To many people we aren’t, and that’s part of the problem. If you don’t see us as ‘real’ then it becomes so much easier to abuse and murder us.

...holy fucking shit, you guys. O.o