This tweet was a Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper in 140-character form.
Also, my mom went to high school with Tom Hanks and her yearbook is full of gawky baby Hanks and it has endeared him to me forever.
Don’t be so harsh! He only had 20 minutes to put together a suit from materials he found in an abandoned room of a country club.
Omg please every hotel employee from this day forth it is your mission to set Anne Coulter’s room clock’s to odd hours of the morning. I AM COUNTING ON ALL OF YOU.
I also thought this, but then ignored that thought because it’s Tim Gunn and I love him regardless. Also, LOOK AT HIS BOOK SHELF. I bet his apartment/house/abode/place of residence is amaze.
I don’t know, Norman had a mention on Jenna Marble’s fb
Mine too! Hollaaa!!!
Wentz Hall never had that problem when it was a women’s-only dorm...
“That would be a puddle of cheese, and we don’t do that” is one of the single most perfect server quotes we’ve ever had here.
That’s... actually a really good explanation, that I didn’t even think of. There was a really good Tex-Mex joint in Houston that used white cheddar, and it usually had strips of the peppers in it. It was so good.
You know what? I love the balls on Cara Sloane to tell a BCO story about her own fuck-up. Just about every one of these is told from the waiter’s point of view, so I am always curious as to how customers would tell one of these (and what the exact hell was goin on in their cerebellums)...
“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”
This is the buddy cop film I’ve been waiting for. I’m picturing a Training Day for the new millennium.
DEAR GOD! He’s been bitten by Shia LaBeouf!
When I was a child and my parents would leave me and my sister alone on a weekend night, they would buy us soda and a Tony’s pepperoni pizza. I have vivid memories of sitting in front of the oven and watching the pizza cook, the pepperonis turning from salmon colored flat disks into dark red cups, brimming full of hot…
They did nothing after one of their own was nearly killed, and when 20 babies were massacred. They will NEVER care about this issue.
tyga looks like a frustrated 6 year old.