There are lots of jobs out there. This isn’t the end of your career. And if you end up just making enough to pay for child care, that’s ok. It’s ok that you need a job for your mental health. It will allow you to be a better mother when you are home.

Jesus Henry Christ.

bobby should get points for this.

Done and done.

I keep trying to get my fiance to adopt this method. He resists it because he feels like he needs to know exactly what I need every time. Don’t resist the ask. The ask is helpful.

My best friend and I have a very simple solution that works gloriously for us. When there is a difficult topic (read: LOTS OF FEELS) and one of us asks a difficult question, if we cannot immediately suss out what the other needs to hear, we ask “Do you need coddling or do you need tough love?” And thus we know how to…

Between Matt Damon, Demi Lovato, and my fucking coworker constantly replying all, I just need everyone to STFU.

Is the second one from that movie also? It looks gay in that way that I want to see him be gay in it.

I could only stand to watch 2 minutes.

ily, Mr. Sprig

I guess those focus group results came back on Kris Jenner’s parenting.

You are the worst.

Also, female police officer is a pre-Shonda Rhimes Dr. Bailey.

Wow.

SECRETARY Clinton, you asshat.

Does anyone else wonder what Kanye thinks when Kris refers to Tyga as a “hip hop genius”?

A gentle reminder to let others heal in themselves what others have broken. She's completely within her rights to forgive.