I will not judge someone for how they heal what others broke. She's not hurting anyone. I wish her well.

#teamweiner forever and ever, amen.

THIS IS PERFECTION and needs more stars.

Seriously, fuck this woman. I don’t even have the energy to be snarky.

Please contact the Portland po-po if you have any information regarding the poo poo.

“Average Everyday Joe Sixpack America”

I used to be a ranger in Rocky Mountain National Park.

All Tyga and Kylie want to do is double date with Chris Brown and Rihanna.

It’s like my brain can’t process this. It’s too horrific.

Enjoy those F’s, fuckers.

They make me do this.

How do you fire a customer?

So... the twins aren’t a result of an affair? Or are? I thought that’s why Brittney filed for an annulment.

I can’t wait to try her tater tot hotdish.

She went Hollywood with the engagement ring and Midwest with the wedding ring...?

15 days for a violent offence.

Dear God. I’m sending you all of the peace, kindness, and light that I have.