For FUCKS SAKE

Dear celebrity moms,

You know, he’s not wrong. #Khlomar

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/23/cyn…

I will always think people are referring to the excellent X-Files episode and not T Swift.

What the hell is happening here?

#TeamTenley

wut... is happening here? is Voldemort under that hat?

White Americans are so sheltered willfully ignorant they’ve been rendered wholly unintelligent.

It’s amazing that a beard can take a guy from date rape face to craft beer cuddles.

Pinkham I’m worried that the story I sent you could maybe be considered a poop story. But the poop and food do not mix so... maybe it’s acceptable?

omg that photo.

My best friend has had tubular bells as her mom’s ringtone for a decade.

Bobby, ilu, but this is not... a story. It’s a typo.

I got grayed too :(

You are so welcome. Allow me to offer up an alternative:

I could do this all day.

I just really alarmed by many things in this DB.

I’m a gold star too!