spriginthebigcity
Spriginthebigcity
spriginthebigcity

My partner and her twin sister were born the exact same day as Rapinoe and her twin sister. She mentioned it a few times last night (their birthdays were yesterday)!!!!

I definitely bought an Abby Wambach t-shirt this morning. #noregrets

Not enough Tina Belcher is this comment feed.

Alriiiiiiiiiiight!

I don’t know if it’s leftover Ben and Jen feels but those pics of Scott Disick are upsetting me.

Matt Damon with a weave: would.

YAS DirtBag! Some of us are stuck at work today and have been refreshing since 9:30 MARK.

Goddammit.

When you grow up in La Crosse, you learn about the “World’s Largest Six-Pack” in kindergarten. We also hold the world record for most bars on one street. Also, Oktoberfest.

I literally ask my sconnie friends what they want me to bring back when I go home to visit.

I sprained my back last Friday! Samsies!

Dear Mara Wilson we should be best friends HMU.

Judge, I move to have the child removed from this ugly-ass situation and placed with a loving adoptive family (lots of queers want babies, just a suggestion) and both of these idiots can pay child support to that family. Then the child can be raised in a home where she is adored and wanted and when she grows up she

I’m fundamentally opposed to trying to edit myself to be palatable or popular.

Dammit nooooooooooo