THIS is the thing he regrets, huh?

Does it rhyme with Schmadultosaur?

I’m not racist, but...

1. is it an awkward peck because they’re trying to stir up interest in advance of The X Factor’s scheduled summer run and they dislike each other otherwise? 2. is it an awkward peck because they have a sibling thing going on, and kissing your bro/sis is just weird?

I don’t believe in Jez editors anymore.

you are jealous of Mulder.

Jonathan Franzen is the human embodiment of privilege: “Problems aren’t real problems if they don’t affect me.”

eats that shit up

Actually hoping for Kendall to have a sit-down with Kanye about why that shirt was unacceptable.

The real issue is management/editing. There is no one steering the ship. Things go live with errors/typos; there are no “house rules” for content so there is no possible way to stay on message. Since Dodai was passed over for EIC, the page has been, at best, flailing. They need a boss bitch.

I believe that's Dutch oven- farting under the covers.

Don’t worry, there is plenty of other shit to make fun of here.

Nope nope nope nope nope.

This woman.

29, 29, 36, 27

Also the Hanukkah cake with marshmallows (not Kosher).

I have the opposite. My gut reaction is finding him charming and adorable. Then my logic kicks in all

I assumed Mark wrote this and thought SOMEONE CHECK ON ALLEN.