The David Simon tweets and Laverne Cox

This post is making me super anxious about my baby dog. I may need to run home to check on her.

This is the letter you write when you have lost all perspective. Did Goopy edit it?

This is what my bff would refer to as a garbage dump of a situation.

I didn’t think we disagreed about anything... Who knew Stamos would be the one to break us up.

That pic of John Travolta is giving me uncomfortable sads.

Exactly on the sexy time thing. 15 yo Sprig was practiced a lot of righteous indignation.

“I AM gay! I live with a girl who looks like a boy! We aren’t married BUT IT’S LEGAL NOW?? I knew I would live in the big city. But why don’t I have kids yet? And my job has nothing to do with animals OR science? But I went to college! Ooh I have TWO dogs of my own?! This is my wardrobe? When did I get so girly?”

I did not know how invested I was in the outcome of this quiz until I realized all of the outcomes were inanimate objects.

I'm so depressed right now.

I was a park ranger in Rocky Mountain. We had someone ask when we “let the elk out” at night.

Is it $29 for a family of three? Or just her?

PETA is problematic, but I think there is validity to the argument that breeding animals for dissection is ethically pretty terrible.

sorry boobs, that was for benjamin.

WHAT?

I worked at a movie theatre for 8 years. Eight years of abuse.

I'm white, but that doesn't look like blackface to me...?

gif credit: SpringSprung