I love the “Come at me, bro” puffins in the Audubon article.

I’m a birding feminist reader and Jonathan Franzen hates me.

Same. It was AWFUL.

this gif is giving me life rn

•Jay Z had better not Monica Lewinski all over this dope-ass dress Yoncé wore while on the prowl in New York. [Daily Mail]

Obligatory.

WHOA what is wrong with Eggplant Friday?

My first thought: Omg, Adultosaur!

Bless.

SAME

Gilligan is amazing. Forever and ever amen. Pusher, Unruhe, Paper Hearts...

BAD BLOOD IS THE BEST

Mulder and Scully, the pair you wrote erotic stories about in middle school

Sweatpants >>>> All men.

Sweatpants>>>>>Marriage.

Ryan Gosling>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rihanna>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Madonna.