My aunt worked with Kaufman! She haaaated him. She was always adamant that real geniuses were his costars because they had to improv faster than him to keep everything from going completely off the rails.

Conflict averse people hate-tweet the most—they can drop a bomb online without the human element that a face-to face insult demands. It’s a haven for cowards. I’d venture a guess that’s a big draw of a place like Twitter, you can be all bark and that’s enough.

Agreed.  If an attempt is being made, stand aside and let them make it.

I’ve never been a big fan of hers, and she absolutely deserved to have her comeuppance, because the things she said were horrible.

Obviously given that this is a food blog, the focus on restaurant staff makes total sense but I think we can extend the general sentiment of patience and kindness much more broadly.

In the past year or two, I’ve seen some incredibly massive trucks that are orders of magnitude above what you’d see even 10 years ago. A few weeks back I was overtaken by a truck, some massive Ford dually, I honestly wasn’t paying much attention to what it was though. It was probably twice the height of my …

Face facts. If Ford offered this dick-comparison machine:

Another thing is that the headlights on these new trucks seem to be exactly eye height for anyone in a standard sedan, hatch, etc. I drive and E46 and when newer trucks pass by, especially the latest GM trucks, they blind me in a way that most other vehicles do not. 

I’m begging y’all to give this ghoul the LEAST amount of attention possible. I don’t care what “outrageous” or stupid donkey shit dribbles out her mouth — quit giving her oxygen. None of this is new or worthy of reporting on. I see some Jenner article basically every other day.

Say what you will about Macron and Trudeau, they wear a good suit, as we Olds used to say.

He’ll never not remind me of a Vogon

After one of his managers told him that a line cook needed to borrow money to get groceries, Whalen was moved to reconsider wages at the company.

“...then there are larger issues at hand. Don’t touch your dick at work!”

Don’t mind me, I’m just here for the fireworks when people with no concept of sarcasm read your post...

People have stopped using the whole saying. It’s “one bad apple spoils the bunch”. It was meant to be taken literally. If you have one bad apple mixed in with good ones they will all go bad.

If all settlements were paid out of police pensions and retirement benefits, maybe they would turn each other in. It would never happen because police unions (not all unions) are literal scum. 

If you have one cop abusing their power and a second cop letting it happen, you have two bad cops.

Then you failed by replying to them and getting them out of the greys. You’re supposed to screenshot their text and post it as a pic

Being Arkansas, I wouldn’t be surprised if they went the other way and charged the mother with endangerment for the horrible crime of driving-while-pregnant.  Some of these fuckers are trying to criminalise miscarriages.

Law Enforcement - the preferred occupation of C student high school bullies.