This is the most accurate description of self-labeled Royal experts. All protocol, manners, etc. is all made up anyway so it makes sense you’d have “experts” making it up along the way too.

I mean the biggest thing with “royal experts” is that all of them have clearly never met any of the people they claim to be experts on, given how they waffle on about “oh what I think paedo/racist/lazy means this” when it’s the most banal things made out to be deliberate actions of serious importance. If we saw…

My sister has chosen my grandmother’s name for her new baby due in less than a month. My sister didn’t consult her, but my dad told her a few weeks after they decided and my grandmother’s only response was to watch out for bullying because kids used to call her things like “Big Belly.” Her name is gorgeous, too…

It seems less like they asked ‘The Queen’ and more that they asked Granny if she would be okay with them naming the baby after her. The palace flunkies seem to think that they should have asked The Queen, instead of a grandson asking his grandmother.

I have this habit of calling him Macaron ever since I heard an inebriated American man yelling at a television in a bar "Here comes Macaron and his wife Baguette!" which, inexplicably was one of the funniest things I'd ever heard. When I was typing Macaron, Kinja autocorrected it to Macaroni and I liked it ^^

Sure. Some malcontent decided to have his 6 seconds of fame and slap the President. Because he was white and also this isn’t America, he was not immediately riddled with bullets. Le Pen is taking the side of law and order because a) that’s her shtick (along with, you know, fascism), b) the malcontent was apparently a…

Burton doesn't need the Star Trek familiarity... For Jeopardy!, he'd be pulling from his time on Reading Rainbow which would be far more of a plus on this resume.

The obvious choice is Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek .Forever.

Mayim “I actually have a PhD, have I told you about it?” Bialik belongs second to last, only above Dr. Oz. She’s an anti-vax sympathizer who is currently doing commercials for some brain health supplement snake oil too.

Let Gilbert Godfried do it, you cowards!

Also, they should just have Patrick Warburton do it.

I absolutely agree being a snake-oil salesman is reason enough to condemn Dr. Oz to the bottom of the rankings but am confused why that same reasoning wasn’t applied to the #3 pick, Mayim Byalik, given she’s now in the business of shilling for brain pills. 

“...the friendships I’ve made will last a lifetime.”

Well see the slapper seems to be a far-right fascist and a royalist, (did you get the part where he yelled “Montjoie! Saint Denis!” before slapping Macaron?) and him and his two friends were actually interviewed by the Quotidien team before the slapping took place. The slapper was silent but his friend said that…

I know nothing about this controversy, but I think this guy is too tall for his desk. He looks uncomfortable.

Remember when Bush had a shoe thrown at him?  Good times.

In the face of it all, I’m stuck on the eight-figure payout Harrison will allegedly walk away with. He isn’t the first to see a windfall among controversy, and he probably won’t be the last. Question, though: Have ABC and Warner Bros. Television also compensated Lindsay, James, and all the other contestants fighting…

The barrel was made from rotten wood.