I’m with you. My sibs and I all had smash cakes. My brother (40) had cookie monster, I (39) had big bird, and my sisters (35, twins) had little lambs.

Yeah! Getting an entire cake made just for the baby and the specific label “smash cake” is relatively new to me, but the tradition of giving a baby cake on their first birthday knowing they are going to make a huge mess and you’ll get some good photos for the family album is definitely not new to me.

Yeah. My niece is almost 20, and I remember her reaction to her cake to this day. At first, she was eyeing it dubiously. Then she took a taste and you could see it in her face - it went from “I’m not sure...” to “holy shit, this stuff is awesome!” She still loves me to tell this story, too.

I think people doing it for the photo ops are doing it wrong. I always figured the real appeal in this is giving your kid something new and just watching how they react. That’s the most fun of having a baby (said as an auntie), watching them find something they like. Sure, snap a picture or two for the memories of the…

If you’re going to critique a person, maybe you can do it on the basis of something other than their physical appearance?

I'll accept him coming up to the audience full of front line workers and handing them bricks of cash.

It will be 60 minutes of Elon Musk pointing and calling people pedophiles.

Aren’t his parents like owners of a notoriously violent blood emerald operation?

I am willing to give my life savings to Annie if she can make this happen.  Every. Fucking. Penny. 

Yes to Schitt’s creek the movie!

Why is Elon Musk hosting SNL anyway? Did Zuckerberg, Gates, Bezos, Jobs etc. ever get invited to do this? I do not understand this choice. Large check to Lorne Michaels? 

Or perhaps it’s the desperation of a life-long dweeb who deep down still wants to prove that he can be popular and charismatic because being the second richest person in the world still hasn’t healed that part of this ego? Whatever his motivations I can’t imagine this being anything but embarrassing.

Oh no no no...it writes itself. Don’t forget ruining their kid’s life in a desperate attempt to seem edgy.

let’s talk about billie eilish instead of elon musk.

Here’s an idea: Come out on stage, apologize for threatening to ruin many people’s Saturday night viewing experience, introduce Poehler and\or Fey (fuck it, even Fallon) and then leave. Go design some jet-powered sporks or infrared dentures or something. 

The only way this will ever be funny if of Elon makes himself the butt of every joke in every sketch. He doesn’t strike me as being secure enough to handle that.

Would they like a sketch about a man in his late 40s who in pathetic desperation at his oncoming mortality keeps trying to make himself relevant by appearing at pop culture events/shows and marrying a woman who keeps acting like but I have to keep reminding myself isn’t actually 17, because I’d be happy to write that…

Affleck has done a lot of good movies. Wahlberg just 2, but Affleck has a ton under his belt. The Way Back, Gone Girl, To the Wonder, Argo, Mallrats, Dazed and Confused to name a few. Hes not an awful actor hes just kinda of himbo. 

I don’t think the movie had much to do with it because the press attention on them was already nearing its peak before Gigli was released and everyone saw how terrible it was. I think their star power as a couple has as much to do with the celebrity gossip landscape of the time as it did about either of them as…