now we’re all imagining sex with a 60-year-old.

Didn’t she also mock her half sister for being fat? The one who eventually committed suicide?

Unfortunately, his adorable Spencer features were overpowered by those Windsor genes by his late teens.

I’m pleasantly surprised. Julia Roberts has been known for her rudeness to the hoi polloi. Not to mention her pressuring her current husband’s then-wife, Vera, to quickly divorce. By humiliating her. In public.

Her “apology” is an attempt to get her 15 minutes of fame.

Is she really that great at diplomacy though? She went like a week if not longer before even commenting on the fact the mother to her own grandkids had just died ffs. Her style of diplomacy seems to be more of the sort of “keep calm and carry on - oh, and also everybody: shut your fucking yaps, we keep our secrets to…

Being a royal today is more a punishment than anything else though... Sure, you get a staff taking care of all your shit (literally), but you’re nothing but a canary living in a gilded cage. No career, no self-satisfaction, no control over your own destiny, have to watch what you say all the time and also watched by…

I suspect that the Ever Given and her cargo won’t be going anywhere for a long time.

I suspect that fact is exactly why the SCA is being so aggressive in pointing the finger elsewhere. Every party here has huge incentive to point fingers elsewhere by any means possible. I’m sure there are countless legal / bureaucratic technicalities that can come into play here. As someone mentioned in the comments…

My favorite part is how the Firm traded & negotiated with tabloids to destroy Harry & Meghan instead of talking about Williams cheating and treatment of Kate M. like trash. Ahh princess fairy tales.

I think Harry’s the only one that understands that none of them deserve to be a royal.

No typo. 18,300 containers.  Someone else mentioned that photo is of a previous smaller ship that carried the same name.

Yep. And they move at tectonic plate like speeds.  This insurance mess might get figured out before the heat death of the universe, but I wouldn’t bet on it.

Looks like the photo in the article is an older ship with the same name. The current Ever Given is much larger.

I just find it funny how her continued “excellence” in the role she chose to go for compared to her husband fucking around in the role given from birth is really the best argument against the hereditary monarchy.

A major sticking point is the Suez Canal Authority’s efforts to extort an enormous amount of money in return for the ship’s release, on top of other claims the insurer will have to address.

“Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend with all that stuff.”

It’s been my understanding that one of the plusses to the mega ships is that they take so long to process for departure and arrival that it cuts down on “perishable” cargo. You can't continue to extort the people you smuggled if they're dead. That would likely go through the smaller lines and ports.

The only thing that’s potentially more frustrating than having no insurance policy is having two. Because neither will pay and you’re stuck holding the bag.

I started down the road of “isn’t there insurance policies for this sort of thing?”