If US Soccer would’ve performed at least this well, they too would’ve made it out of qualifying.

Cross-country skiing and blacking out for 6 days is also known as the Russian Biathlon.

Well now that’s twice Eric Wynalda getting cheated has screwed over US Soccer

“Does not care about snow, basic decency”

At least that grass won’t be getting a sunburn anytime soon

Project Veritas was also chasing this story, but the only thing their efforts revealed was an insane undercover dope.

Glad he was able to nod out gracefully.

The chains are clearly shitty and archaic, but what’s the high tech answer to where to actually spot the ball? That’s the far more inexact part.

When Dan Snyder is forced out, he’s going to keep all the team assets and disperse the players across undesirable and isolated media markets.

They should keep it, but add a teardrop tattoo in his honor.

Roger Goodell: “Watch me shoot my own dick off repeatedly for a decade.”

Why are they still letting a guy who put his balls on a female trainer’s face (and ruined her career over it) sell me pizzas and satellite tv?

100% of these parents tell the story about their cousin’s friend “A-A,” pronounced “Adasha”

Jose Mourinho is living Jim Harbaugh’s wet dream

Ah yes, the Western Virginia Mountaineerishes.

Eric Trump was horrified when his pet hamster ate her babies before he had the chance.

<Receives survey. Has seizure.>

“Jahvid Best really getting into the Halloween spirit with this zombie imitation”

“There is only the action … the will to take a good hard look at the man you’ve been, and ask if that’s really the man you want to be.”

I too, prefer “The Adventures of Oscar Mayer and His Totally Delicious and Not At All Dangerous Sausages” to the “The Jungle”