“Better than taking a Suzuki to the face”

You’re just mad he scooped you on the release of Amy Klobuchar’s healthcare platform

“Oh, so you give HIM a chance to get back on his feet, huh?”

If the NFL is serious about punishing those who expose themselves to women and then threaten and intimidate the accuser, they might wanna cut ties with Peyton Manning

What idiot called it keeping the ball in Minshew’s hands and not Constant Gardner

There are no rest days when you’re trying to crawl out of the grays for good

Taking the Army to multiple overtimes is a fun tribute to the war in Afghanistan

I’m a 6'3 225 immobile white guy with a bad haircut and despite never having played a down of football I’m confident there’s a GM who’d take a flyer on me.

Come on is there really anything wrong with helping this young man look presentable in mainstream society

Government officials fail to do the bare minimum to satisfy a minority in Milwaukee? I thought the Democratic convention wasn’t until next year

9 people from Toronto and no hits... what is this, Broken Social Scene?

Some dipshit regulatory consultant almost certainly get paid 600k to convince them that slapping their name on each constituent product makes them less likely to get broken up on antitrust grounds.

Who would’ve guessed 296 vs. the Chargers would also be his credit score

Boris Johnson’s favorite part about EuroLeague basketball is watching Europeans get punished for traveling

What a waste, just letting a baseball stadium in Florida sit around empty. But anyway enough about the Marlins

The last time Trump was excited about carrying something 4.5 feet tall and 60 pounds, Ivanka was 9

I think it’s totally understandable that he doesn’t want a pic like that to be the centaur of attention

Shameless request: can I use this to get out of the grays for good?

That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

“Now I will say this: We always look at the end result of what happens, which is 100 percent what matters, right? But as we’re learning, two of those eight holds and snaps, it wasn’t 100 percent. All right. I’ll leave it at that.”