“The difference between Israel-Palestine and China-Hong Kong, then, is only that Israel has been more successful in branding its conflict with those it oppresses as genuinely above reproach than China has thus far been with its dealings with Hong Kong.”

No, no.  Rest assured you simply missed the point.  

genuinely unsure how anyone with any reading  comprehension could come to this conclusion

The only real unwritten rule is hypocrisy.

He’s going to get plunked in batting practice tomorrow.

Oh so apparently this whole time the St Louis Cardinals Doing It The Right Way™ took offense at bat flips because they weren’t extreme enough.

It’s wild that “running down the field with the football and not being tackled” is the most useless skillset in the NFL now.

What absolutely miserable human beings these people reporting her must be

I dunno, maybe a great jersey just makes our leading man look better than he really is, but being there, given the choice between the Leonard and the Gardner, you gotta chance the Gardner.

A Patriots fan AND Norwich City?

It’s Saturday. Take a day off already, man.

This comment is barely birthed and is already criminally under-starred.

“I mean, I’d never really considered it. What if I really am just a belly-itcher?”