I should add that the pass is not just for seniors. Anyone can get one:

This pass rules. I get it every year.

Thank God he didn’t do this on a road trip against the Cavs

They’re gonna regret not thinking this through when the team hits the showers after the match

Have you ever heard of a matador? Shuttlecock? Velodrome? And do you know fuck all about bullfighting, badminton, or track cycling?

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Hershey Heresy Follows Fate of Galileo Galilei

Sure looks like his knee hits, in bounds, at the same time or before his elbow hits out of bounds. After he has regained control.

I honestly can’t remember the last time anything good happened.

Mike Pence looks like two eyeholes poked into a used Kleenex

I’ve also never seen a Jersey Mike’s in real life. Assumed they were exclusively Mid-Atlantic or some shit.

Just realized Pulisic was born 4 years *after* Alexi Lalas last played in a World Cup. Fuck I’m old. This is only going to get worse, isn’t it?

In 2032, Coastal Carolina should probably be more concerned with its swim team

How are they all so good at the “I’m promising you the world while using your children as kindling” facial expression?

If anyone argues against this, they need to check out what Tom from MySpace is up to. Sell out early, kids. Sell out early. https://www.instagram.com/myspacetom/

Steve Bannon looks like Steve Bannon’s liver.

Steve Bannon looks like he should be way more concerned about coverage for pre-existing conditions.

Trent Richardson: “Playing for the Browns is a fate worse than death.” Grim Reaper: “Why not both ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ?”

“Rube Goldberg Commits a Turnover” was a neat idea for the second video