he has been in MLB longer than the Mets

ecstatic release at a Bone party, huh

If Kyrie’s still undecided on whether to stay or leave, this insolent rookie may have just pushed him over the edge.

you knew they were gonna run into bookkeeping issues seeing as how Pelinka’s never really been around a ledger before

Tinto Boys, for sure.

“Hey man, free shoes!” -Jim Tomsula 

This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid?

Adception

YOU MISSPELLED CRITICIZE.

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

I think we can all safely assume that he actually crashed into a painting of a tunnel on the side of a cliff.

Maybe if they would stop euthanizing the horses, less would die.

I was too distracted by Luis’ sweater somehow changing colors with the background of the drapes on set. What kind of voodoo sorcery was that?

This is a scene in a movie I would love to watch.

He lost by being behind going into Final Jeopardy and the leader getting the question right. Had he bet it all, he would have still lost by $1. He used the betting strategy that maximized his chance of winning, but he still needed Emma to get the clue wrong and that didn’t happen.

No -- he wagered exactly what he should have. People not understanding that show that A) Most Americans would do horribly at Jeopardy and B) Most Americans suck at math.

one time it seems he was cautious he got hosed

You need to look at their $ totals going into final jeopardy again.

This is correct.