Hey Luis, just wanted to get your expert soccer opinion here: would you say that despite being on the road in a difficult environment, the Sounders were laser focused on victory?

Too bad, you made him a nice offer but he just punted on the opportunity.

YOU KILLED HIM YOU SONOFABITCH

Yeah, but you did make that typo when trying to buy condoms wholesale that one time.

Thanks for the thoughts, Sully.

Not only that, he also missed a sitter. The full Ras experience right there.

Honestly? If they’re behind at all after, like, five, they could do it tonight. They got their win in Houston. 2-0 would be pie in the sky, but 1-1 is what you came for. You have to put yourself in the best position to win three more games; it doesn’t have to be the next three.

Victor DOH!bles

Wavin’ a flag is pretty much what we do.

“OBAMA’S DRONES THO”

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION IN SHANGHAI NOW, DARYL

Lloris’ penchant for boners makes it impossible to include him amongst the elite in his position

A tipster saw the Sixers center at Schuylkill River Park this weekend, with girlfriend Anne De Paula, a trainer, and “some other dude who was not in shape,”

So if the phone call with Ukraine was from the Oval Office... #makesuthink

Baby even the fastest non-automatic qualifiers
Get lucky sometimes

And it doesn’t come to life at night.

I mean they certainly didn’t take part in that globalist gathering known as the World Cup, so...

You lost me at “used a selfie stick.”  That is probably worse than treason tbh

The thing with Werth was that the size of the contract was so crazy bonkers at the time that while some Phillies fans were like “I can’t believe he left us!!!!!” there were a lot of us that thought, “oh, damn, go get you some.” Like, I hate New York – its teams, its people, its general New Yorkiness – but if the…

Probably would have been a bigger help to the team actually being on the pitch but you know, who am I to say?