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Take it just a bit further and you have Apooch Barker al-BarkDoggy, leader of ISNIFFS.

One Bad Dog I Met

Your mastery of statistics is better than your sense of humor.

You know who hasn’t been friends with Aaron Rodgers unlike Ellen? Aaron Rodgers family.

Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

Ah, yes, the old rainbow flag operation.

like a helicopter.

I had to abandon ship halfway through, but you don’t have to read this article to know Billy is a La Liga stan.  It’s pretty obvious from every article he writes.

I’m just here for the Billy comments.

If this is a two-horse race, I’m assuming Man U will get euthanized on the track.

That first sentence-paragraph is... just... wow.

You can just throw them out of windows??”

I hate the fucking Cardinals, trying to win a division they aren’t even in. 

I dunno but we'll hear it from Rapoport in that many hours and one minute.

My Brittle Pony

That would undermine Billy’s constant assertion that the US can’t produce anything good in soccer.

Im pretty sure being a college football team is what is preventing them from winning the super bowl 

I picture Classic Jeff as my cousin Jeff from Philly, who is not only one of the most handsome men I’ve ever seen, he’s the most handsome redheaded man who ever lived, and he’s been wearing the same kind of Jeffrey Dahmer-style eyeglass frames since the 1970s. He damn sure knows Karate Mark.