Mt Everest: Come for the views, stay because you died.

Not that fast. 

All started by a marketing executive at the Miller Brewing Company that couldn’t spell.

I bet he fucking planned it, too. Killed ‘em with Mallex aforethought.

That’s a bullshit way to break up a no-hitter. 

Precisely

But they didn't 'sign up for them' - the rule was imposed by UEFA. There was no option to opt out.

In yet another embarrassment, FIFA has rolled out its slogan for this year’s tournament, “500 Girls, One Cup.”

You have no idea what you’re talking about, Barry!

Pain tolerance is one thing; an injury causing a physical inability to play at even a minimally useful level is another.

Get a load of this jagoff. “Ohhhh, look at meeeee, everybody! I’ve had SEEEEEEEEX!”

This girl’s parents have already got her a full fake scholarship to USC.

#DEADSPINHASANAGENDA

Alternate headline: Kyle Lowry Gets Away with Tabletopping Ben Simmons Under the Basket

If Simmons is suspended then you have to suspend Siakam for his flagrant

Excuse you, they would be the Cat Boys.

And yet against such a formidable opponent in such a tense moment in the Best League In The World™

I’d like to think he used the word “pedestrian” in a 200 word run on sentence that also praises Gerard Delofeu for some reason

All right, I’ll say it: this shouldn’t be a double play. Laureano’s horrendous throw is a misplay, which causes the “double play” opportunity. This is an F-8 and a 2-6.

A couple weeks later, Bolling left the team for reasons not made clear in the report.