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WAR EGADS

I’m guessing trajectory matters because a referee not paying close attention might assume a ball bouncing like that was knocked away by the defender.

It’s not a sacrifice fly if the runner is out.

This, then, is what happens when a king of the three true outcomes loses his bat speed, and with it his power to keep pitchers honest, and is reduced to a one-true-outcome hitter. (The one true outcome for all of us is decline, and, eventually, death.)

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I bet McQuade is pissed he didn’t get to write this. Pretty well done, though, for the Gawker Media La Salle grad who DIDN’T torpedo his entire company by making pedophilia jokes under oath.

“She didn’t have a lot of talent, she was just kind of a horse. But she was my horse,” Bernstein said, adding, “and she had just been accepted at USC!”

I guess you could say that’ll be that student’s..

Still unanswered: Who the fuck this know-it-all Max Preps is.

Hey, you’re just hitting your prime as a pro golfer.

Hence its name?

Good for Philly to have the longest and biggest thing again after Foles left town

To really put the duration of this contract into perspective, when it expires, R. Kelly will try to have sex with it.

They tried to book Sisqo, but he canceled last week when he could no longer see that Thon.

Have you tried taking them off and putting them back on? That solves like 90% of sneaker problems.

There are 27 other teams out there - all of whom will have a better idea of what their rosters will look like for next season after the lottery/draft and into free agency.  

I honestly have no idea how “not giving in to a trade demand for a player that’s under contract for another 1.5 years to fit a conference competitor’s timeline is probably smart” is a purely pro-management position. 

more like chicken paprik-ASS

He is literally half a foot shorter than Steph Curry.