And thus Joe Giglio accidentally reveals his Kinja username

Stop with this “gas station food” shit. Wawa sold food long before it sold gas.

I bet he’d probably join Team OAR but then forget about the suspension and start driving to Russian camp before he had to turn the car around.

This is a good joke that I fear will be missed by too much of the populace.

I dunno, man, seems like he really enjoys waiting to catch passes.

Certainly not the Schutt AiR Advantage!

Of course you’re not a broken ladder.  A chicken platter, maybe.

So, the Jets.

and definitely in future years, as more quarterbacks and coaches bring the clap with them to the pros

Wow, financial troubles really, I mean really, have this club stuck under a pile of dirt.

Hey, Sean:

Oh, and he might have a little too much Roy Moore in him.

The Premier League: “We’re not going to re-referee matches; VAR is for clear and obvious errors.”

This was a “Jet by Paul McCartney and Wings” joke, not a West Side Story joke.  I apologize for the confusion.

The player from the Wings really turned on the jets.  JETS!

A car is reported stolen in Connecticut...and is “found” in the Bronx...where the owner happens to work...hmmm...THIS IS A FALSE FLAG OPERATION, WAKE UP, SHEEPLE

I’m a City fan that wakes up early for every match and follows the team as closely as one can from this side of the Atlantic, and I totally forgot Riyad Mahrez was in the squad.

Lukaku skipped town to return to Belgium, where he trained with his old club Anderlecht

If you say Zlatan’s name three times, Zlatan does not appear.  For Zlatan is everywhere.

And we all know that by “chunkier Reese Witherspoon” he means a totally normal-sized woman who, if she looks in any way like Reese Witherspoon, probably had to imbibe three times as much vodka as he did to end up doing that stuff to him.