I can’t decide if you really hate those cities or you read my comment the exact opposite way it was intended.

I thought superior Montana was just, like, Colorado.

the desperate Cubs are merely left hoping that rookie righty Rowan Wick can keep up his brief but promising run

they decided at the last minute to attend the game so their 6-year-old son could get a Rusty Greer bobblehead

#wellactually

Zenit has hit its nadir.

But if the tables were turned and it was Kyrgios losing match point to a guy who just asked a fan where he should serve it, I bet he’d raise hell and then tank his next four matches.

It solves the colossal image inequities in the current Los Angeles market, and other than being spectacularly illegal and making Adam Silver cry, the move really has no discernible downside. The possibility of bitter recrimination-fueled chaos is too sweet not to explore.

shoulda hired Uncle Dennis

I would only be shocked if it were truly accidental.

Would the ball of dropped for an incompletion? Please someone, make this happen again.

“Do not approach Buffalo” is pretty sound advice in general.

Nice humblebrag about (not) being on a postseason team!

...why were you not just “on” the football team? Football teams have like 85 guys! Who would notice?  Why did you need to change each semester?

“I’m not the only one who read it that way!  Like, take my friend, um, I.C. Weiner over here!”

Golden Warriors fan Trevor Laub

It’s not just about hurt.

“Oh come on, you remember me. It’s Larry; our kids went to pre-school together?”

Non-MMA person here who just wanted to see the clip of what everyone was tweeting “holy shit!” about last night: why the hell did the dude bend his head down into the onrushing crazyman?

How you could make a “Chanandler Bong” reference and then not end this post with “It could not BE more American” is just mindboggling.