Ah, come on; the Phillies are just playing bad baseball. Metsing is so much more than that. If Rhys Hoskins chases after Howard Eskin with a bat, or Gabe Kapler goes off on a tirade because a reporter raised an eyebrow at his newest fedora, then we’ll be approaching potential Metsing territory.

“I like our guys, and I think we should be part of any conversation in this division, and we will keep working to be in that conversation for the rest of the season.” – Gabe Kapler

When an easily resistible force meets an incredibly moveable object: it’s Mets-Phillies, live from Philadelphia, for the next four days!

Those happened in Washington, so nobody gives a shit.

There’s...there’s no team in London.

#WellActually, it’s usually the Phillies fans *doing* the criticizing! Of course, being here in town, that’s who I hear talking more than anyone else.

Uh, Chris, you clearly-biased Nationals shill n00b, “WAR” means wins ABOVE replacement. Above!  That’s 0.7 wins MORE than replacement, so Bryce is CLEARLY having a wonderful season shut your mouth get out of here I don’t want to hear it stop talking just stop why are you doing this to me

He’s going to Minnesota?

They’re trying to return to winning, duhhh

Didn’t they also hire a “pitching game strategist” as well?

Rob Pelinka: ::checks out Deadspin::

Hear me out: instead of the Tampa Bay Rays, we have the Tampa...Bay Rays. Floating island in the middle of the bay.

Was at a bar trivia the other night and there was a question about SNL. I overheard one of the people next to me do the old, “SNL hasn’t been funny/they haven’t had a good episode in years” thing.  I was about to enlighten her on the wonders of John Mulaney’s appearances, but when I looked, she was, like, 25.  The…

Would they be the Vino Boys or the Tinto Boys?

The patriarchy, man.

I said “I guess!!!!!”

2019: Women’s World Cup, Copa America

was called (probably rightfully) as a penalty

Guess we know where the “Green” comes from, Luthor.

No Kidding?