I don’t know what these sorts of ordinances do for the population, but I know the process always makes onions taste better.

I think residents of this area are more than happy to name their land like it’s a thoroughbred that’s running at Santa Anita.

...did anyone else think Nermal was a “she?”

The superstar d-man

Isn’t the internet already hell?

This post is the Deadspin version of “getting ratio’d.”

Accidentally referring to your team as the “Laffs” is perfectly on brand for the Mabel Laffs, isn’t it?

Sorry about your Bruins.

Right? Like my point in asking was, “is it correlated enough that any discussion of potential re-injury has to include the Achilles?” Because I would find #2 nearly impossible to believe, and #3 is always true.

I’m mostly fine with this. I don’t watch/read ringer and if I saw a bunch of state farm stuff I’d ignore it. I’ve been with USAA for 2 decades now. I’m not changing.

Because that was the issue at hand here.

Tampering seems like a harsh accusation; seems like they were just greasing some palms.

Yeah, but it’s also the same thing, right? Either way you’re hawking “meat” to sentient piles of meat just walking in and out, driving around and away, trading money for food, swiping plastic for bags of paper. In the end, who cares which logo is on your shirt? It’s all the same.

I know we have some lawyers on the staff of the Deadspin Comment Section, but what about orthopedists? Like, does a weakened calf put you at notably higher risk of an Achilles injury?  And if so, why/how?

So would you say that...

Basketball moves at a pretty good pace, and referees can give out technical fouls that lead to ejections, but coaches and players still complain about every single thing that happens in a game.

Counterpoint: the NBA

lol

Are you comparing the football culture in Argentina with that of Thailand?

Or Thailand realizes it will never, ever be able to beat the U.S., or France, or Germany, or etc., etc., and doesn’t bother trying anymore. That’s generally how these things go.