Or it might be that while the rest of Europe takes time off for a “winter break,” the Premier League literally doubles down and smashes as many games as it can into the two weeks around Christmas and New Year’s and also rarely alters its schedule to accommodate its teams playing in Europe.

It’s fitting, then, that on Easter Sunday, United finally reached its lowest point of the season: a 4-0 loss to Everton, United’s worst defeat to the Toffees in club history.

“Clearly this dug is skilled enough for the Scottish Premier League, but whether it can hold up to the rigors of the English Premier League or La Liga or even Ligue 1 remains to be seen. The club would probably do well to sell it to a middling Premier League side, or one that gets promoted this season – can you…

All right, I’ll say it: this shouldn’t be a double play. Laureano’s horrendous throw is a misplay, which causes the “double play” opportunity. This is an F-8 and a 2-6.

Manchester City didn’t “deserve” to beat Tottenham yesterday

Ben Simmons has only missed one three-pointer in his career.  HIS ENTIRE CAREER!

We could have a semifinal between a guy whose name screams “cornerback” in Alpha Omega Nickelberry III and an actual cornerback in Storm Duck.

Is that the starting lineup for the 1989 Phillies?

I thoroughly enjoyed explaining to someone how City won, drew, and lost, all in the same match.

I find I generally disagree with a lot of your takes – maybe not disagree, per se, but definitely shake my head and mutter to myself more than at any other non-soccer writer on the site – but I am also one to give credit where it is due.

Like, I get the lack-of-an-away-goal thing, but uh, you just said Spurs have a “sizeable” advantage against a team that can put five in the net without blinking.

In Magic’s defense, the Spurs and Heat did meet in the Finals in 2014, which is the year that his Tweet in the article was Tweeted. So either San Antonio or Miami did win the championship, as both made the Finals!

Pretty rude of you to post the GIF of Doctor Who’s impression of her, though

lol

After a clutch layup from Maryland native Chloe Jackson put Baylor up 83-81 in the NCAA Women’s Championship

If you find the right porno, it could be all three!

He has to get there first!

“Why not play Friday??!?”

Donnarumma’s boner could not have been more poorly timed for I Rossoneri.

People like to shit on MLS for a number of good reasons, but I’ve had season tickets seven rows off the field on one of the endlines for my local team for seven years now and I pay $22 a seat, up from $20 when I first started. If you like soccer at all, or like drinking in parking lots and then sitting in one spot for…