they don’t get to enjoy what should be their city’s Super Bowl berth

It’d be more accurate if Kyrie had left Cleveland to go to a league where there was virtually no chance his team wouldn’t finish first.

I’m Joel Embiid. I don’t get disrespected. I do the disrespecting.

I don’t know if that is traveling by rule, but if not, then the rules need to make that traveling. Jesus.

Jim Tomsula, everybody!

• Because Jared Goff is playing in the Super Bowl

Anyone else notice how everyone on the benches was wearing jackets of the teams whose coaching staffs were coaching the game? Why was Patrick Mahomes wearing a raincoat with a Chargers logo on it??!? The NFL couldn’t spring for generic/NFL-logoed jackets?

You’re missing the bigger point here: the rules are this way because that’s what the schools want. The NCAA isn’t this monolithic organization that makes and (selectively) enforces draconian rules; the NCAA is made up of its member institutions, and it’s university presidents that make the rules.

lol if you think the government would use it properly

And isn’t it funny how our fancy-pants alma maters know these things about us, and know how much money we borrowed to go there, and STILL ask us for donations every few months?

How did you try to make this joke and not say “taking it to the hole” instead?  COME ON, MAN

When I was an freshman at Penn

Considering the defense on the final play, more like AllOFFzo, amiright?!?

(double penetration, for those who are worried about looking it up at work)

...the shame and amusement don’t overlap for you?

I was actually surprised they took the blank cap route over the Blue Jays. I take it as a nod to how important his time here was to him and the family and the legacy of his career (and I don’t know that this town has ever loved an athlete more who was only here a few years).

This understandably frustrated the rest of the offense, considering other receivers were open downfield.

Even if he were a 75% FT shooter though, it’s still the correct play to go for a 3-pointer to win the game instead of trying to tie it.

Deadspin, for all its fine features, has an anti-Sixers ethos because of “The Process.”

LO*