I was about to say “Drew’s back!” but then there were no CAPITALIZED WORDS so I guess not.

They then blew the game in the most Knicksy fashion imaginable: a blatant goaltend, courtesy of Allonzo Trier.

Of all people, I would think you would respect the hustle!

I guess this is one way to make sure he shuts up and dribbles.

It’s a fucking crime they didn’t hold it off until he came back, and he should probably resign in protest on his first day back.

According to a new report on Tuesday from The Athletic’s Phillies beat writer, Matt Gelb, one of those possible combinations—the one in which both Machado and Harper go to Philadelphia—isn’t going to happen. From the report:

more like Adam Gaze amiright

Nah, that’s Vladimir Putin with a hair transplant.

Signing either of these guys – or both – does nothing to deter them from going after Trout. With any two or all three of these guys, they will be printing money. The luxury tax will be the proverbial bill they light on fire to light their cigars.

You seriously don’t think it’s possible, likely even, that the in-arena PA announcer for fucking lacrosse isn’t aware of history or another culture’s customs?  Okay.

COME THE FUCK ON

Any idea if she can shoot free throws, or if opponents will simply employ the Haka-Maori strategy?

“Jules”’s “boss” is almost certainly MTV, not Lindsay Lohan.

The falloff from Cosby/Ovechkin to Crosby/Malkin is obvious

Fox earned himself a technical for taunting the big man after the dunk, telling him, “Don’t jump.”

Nuance and thoughtfulness in decision-making...where the hell does she get off with that shit?!?

“What if the Eagles’ two-point conversion attempt had been correctly called as good?”

Pretty sure at least one of things already exists and we call it “rugby” my man.

After Philadelphia’s wildcat two-point conversion attempt failed

I still talk about this comment. This and the two comments on the charity football match for amputees (foosball and StubHub) are the only times I can remember laughing to the point of tears at something on the internet.