Just wrote two articles about signing Pulisic, jeez, what more do you want??

When I saw Lovren was playing I thought “Great! There’s no way he doesn’t get himself sent off.”

Or the “Mom and Not-Pop Store.”

“mom and pop” porn is a different subject entirely.

I hate to be that crunchy sanctimonious asshole

So the penis pump worked properly?

No, he said “If I’m a contender.”

Sounds like it was even more electric outside the stadium.

• DRAIN PLUG

Had a semi all afternoon thinking about the possibility. Not even from the “Pro Bowl-caliber player joining the team” standpoint, just the humor of it all.

Whichever side the dude on the right is on, the other one gets the team.

Well, most of his grey area has probably turned to soup by now.

sorry not enough ALL CAPS for a thursday post

Apparently not closely-guarded enough, Special Agent Verba23!

where are the rafts of suspension for EVERY player that does that, or spears, etc? I’m not even trying to play the “everyone does it” card

“We’ve had four boys who played for him. He’s been bullying kids for many years”

In third grade

She’s nailed the best possible Twitter experience IMO.

Denver actually had its three-game winning streak snapped six days earlier by the now suddenly red-hot San Francisco 49ers, if you can believe it.