Most people’s wealth is in investments. Do you liquidate the investments in order to deposit the money in the treasury? What harms did the artificial sale of stock result in in the stock market? Does the treasury gain stock in every corporation until it owns all corporations?

Seriously, there is one way to piss me off in an incredibly fast manner, that is to touch me when I don’t want to be touched (I very rarely want to be touched). But I’m also a reasonably civilized dude, so I understand that people generally don’t mean harm when they do it and I bottle my anger, not declare my…

Sentences can be served consecutively (as in this case) or concurrently (you basically serve just the time for the longest individual sentence) in the US, and the judge is the one with the power to choose.

You missed the “cable news” bullet point

If you’re able to divorce the personality from the body, young Mel Gibson was very attractive

You ever read the case of how someone willingly got cannibalized? People’s fetishes literally span from not fucking in any position but missionary to willingly getting eaten by another human. Willingly becoming a sex slave fits comfortably in between. Humans are weird.

“And while “Allahu Akbar” was never intended as a battle cry, “Deus Vult” was used as justification to slaughter Muslims and Jews in the Holy Land.” 

The town I grew up in has a small but growing population of Indian-Americans. The only problem my friends and me ever had was that they competited with us for the use of the few nice public baseball fields. We wanted to play softball, they wanted to play cricket. So if you’re looking for the sender, look for someone…

If 260,000 people died as a direct result of the Iraq War, and Iraq has a population of 37,000,000, there is was a 99.3% chance that an Iraqi had of surviving the war. See Iraq, don’t panic, it’s statistically extremely unlikely you’ll die, don’t worry about the invasion!

Because under the table handjobs during interviews isn’t enough to attract high profile coaches to a job.

*31 billionaires. - a shareholder of the Green Bay Packers with a negative net worth.

Much of 17th century warfare in Europe used mercenaries. They weren’t companies necessarily, but they did comprise large parts of armies. It was cheaper for a kingdom to have a small professional army and hire mercenaries when needed than it was to have a large standing army. Hell, Hessians were mercenaries who fought…

And was perpetrated in part by the US, France, U.K., and Spain

How often does that happen in the US?

It’s terrifying that Mattis, Kelly, and Tillerson are not the heros we deserve, but apparently the heros we very much need.

It checks out. I, for instance, have only been molested by one person. Terribly for me, she was the only molester in all of human history. I just had the misfortune of her being my babysitter. Accordingly, since she was the only one to abuse me, I’m the only victim of abuse and everyone else is a terrible liar.

Yea, Euros encouraged scalping so they could know how many enemies their hired Indian killers actually killed, and pay them accordingly. It’s a European receipt!

Niqab isn’t mandated by the religion. You can be a perfectly pious Muslim without it. It’s a personal choice, not a religious choice.

Catalonia is also culturally and linguistically different than Spain...

Yea, he’s very strong, especially considering his frame, but pro athletes can bench that amount so I don’t know if he has super strength. The pulling the car door off is more indicative of that than the bench pressing.