Hi ho Silverstein, away!

I always love this argument. It’s absurd. It will never happen and it is manifestly unfair but, sure.

I hope he makes a recovery like Kevin Everett

And at 2-9, you let him lose 5 more and then cut him loose. This was a bullshit way to send off Manning.

A McAdoo-doo if you will

“I will help Geno and Davis prepare to play as well as they possibly can.”

+1(x2)

Their contact began, Allen said, after Coleman catfished him by pretending to be “a number of attractive women interested in Ray Allen.”

HIS FUCKING NAME IS NEAL.

Since Kinja refuses to load, I’ll put this in its own comment rather than an edit:

This is truly one of the finest sophomore year (high school) essays I have ever read.

I don’t think you can blame Lincoln for what happened after the war. You may have missed a page in your history textbook.

Wow HamNo for someone who pretends to have a basic understanding of nutrition you’re really going to ignorantly shill for the dairy industry?

“Sure, your daughter Diana died a violent death today in New York. But so did 25 opioid addicts in Southeastern Ohio.”

How to normalize islamic terror in one simple comment.

This would free up time for McElwain to follow his true calling of stopping his future self from moving the Raiders to Las Vegas.

Now why would white people ever have the thought that they were under attack?

Yeah, no. No need to play dumb. She knew exactly what she was saying.