"'Very Athletic' is still in play though, right?"

Ha! Women drivers! AMIRITE!11!1!

He was de-clawed, de-fanged, fitted with a muzzle and drugged out of his mind,

I don't see what the big deal is. I explode in my wife's shoes all the time.

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, RICHIE? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?

I assume the people responsible redshirted the car because they don't expect it to start.

BROWNS COACH: So, you guys are pretty serious?

Interviewer: Which weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of paper clips?

If you straighten out the paperclip, and stick it in the tiny hole on the West side of FirstEnergy Stadium, it will reset the Browns and they can start from scratch.

As a young (ish) male I gotta say... no. Doesn't matter who the host is if i'm not interested in the program. I'm also assuming that the "young male" audience they want her to bring will probably find everything they actually want about her on the internet already.

I was going to make a Liam Neeson joke, but the idea was ...... taken.

I'm pretty sure this chart's methodology is flawed. Kentuckians were just describing the science behind childbirth.

Girl in the Vine...front row seats, staring at the jumbo-tron. :/

Like not being able to see the hoop is going to stop Vince Carter from shooting.

Cards' fans should be happy the players seem to be over Pujols, too.

Not pictured: Jesus Montero, sitting in front of his TV eating it.

Nightmare Bear eating it.