A note to all of the “I don’t tip because it’s a broken system, and it won’t get fixed until we stop playing along” types:

I was a fan of ‘Prometheus and Bob’ as well as ‘Action League Now!’.

Maybe Jerry Jones should stay off email.

Dale Hansen is a fucking national treasure.

To be fair, he is probably exhausted from having more sex than any of the 113 men who finished in front of him.

Juice Robinson was your college roommate?

you’d definitely have seen butler get far more use if they were the old england patriots

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

I was gonna slag this guy, but then I remembered a recent game of Rocket League where a teammate — the lowest-scoring one on the team by a wide margin — kept sending messages of “scrub teammates” and “fuck you”, so once the game was out of reach, I spent the rest of the match intentionally ramming him away from the…

You buried the lede.

About seven years ago I worked in this auto body shop called Charles Gross and Son. Chuck was a great boss, he paid pretty well and he was fair with hours and knew a ton about cars. He was like 64 and he kept up to date on all sorts of changes in the industry—like he was one of the first people I knew to get…

I’m glad somebody still enjoys a nice pass during all this #MeToo nonsense.

Reminds me of Austin filling Vince’s car with “sea-meant” (thanks J.R.!). Also the whole “fire me I’ll raise hell” and I do not mean that in a negative way.

I do find it somewhat hilarious that Vince has Kurt’s ringtone be an actual phone ringing, when the standard iPhone/Android ringtone would be a better indication that a call is coming in. Especially considering the target audience (kids) have probably never heard an actual phone ring like that except when visiting…

I thought Lincoln stopped black dudes from getting owned.

Again, this is where that question rings the loudest: Are you willing to see lower returns or pay higher fees to invest in companies that are slightly less bad?

Holy shit, Steph Curry refereed the 2006 finals?!

Now that’s a tattoo

New Jericho Pro Wrestling!