Only real men play football

J Kidd: "Alright Collins, let's keep it simple out there, play your game, and keep your eye on the back door."

What an abomination.

Go back to the chive.

"Fuckin' beautiful."

"Don'tcha hate it when that happens? One Duke loss and everybody goes crazy."

I see... the Declaration of Independence?!

Ha, um, no "being at work" isn't why I won't be listening to this one.

While I am not hopeful, I am curious to see if the new commenting system will relegate amateur internet comedian hour to... well somewhere else, rather than the first comments we have to see.

To that point, you'd reckon that if you saw anybody in drag that it would be Michael Sam.

"Hell of a carry."

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

The Russians don't fix anything. That is why they have the whole dog problem.

There is no why. They're Irrational.

Give Danica a break. That was the first time she ever saw someone in her rearview mirror.

Come on now, we should be applauding the NFL for being open-minded about Michael Sam and trying out how the other half lives.

ummmmmmmmmmm.... isnt it a little RACIST of you to assume that just cause this kid lives in rio di janeiro that he is poor and also has no father????

Is that Brandon Weeden throwing an interception?