Counterpoint: He's probably a visually-impaired older person, or simply visually-impaired. Which is a handicap.

They had to push the trolley because they couldn't get it out of neutral.

Russia is so hetero even their gays are straight.

"Looks great to me."

It's still a more functional Left Eye than Lisa Lopes.

Originally everyone was supposed to get a stuffed dog but the taxidermists couldn't work fast enough.

Five Lakers: [play man-to-man defense]

The Gareth Bale off the face a couple years ago was pretty entertaining

It does not bode well that the 'missing' dog has two different names and they're both food.

...not all man holes are always covered

1. Do you cover scales? (Yes/No)

"Can we leave the gay stuff behind and just focus on the original subject line of our discussion, Wizards and Beavers?"

What a dick. Plus, I thought Aaron Rodgers cleared this whole thing up for everybody.

From: mikemiss@975thefanatic.com
To: [redacted]

Chinooks: [approach MetLife]

And I will avenge my brother's death by...vandalizing his grave site?

I'm kind of disappointed the Undertaker didn't show up, but you have to save something for Casino's Law 2.

"I also have a good feeling that Dewey will defeat Truman."

In response, Snyder sent each member of the organization a quilt.

What, the subway's not good enough for this guy?