This disgusting display of blatant racism makes me sikh.

Due to the bullying the boy went to the corner 7-Eleven, mixed all the flavors and committed a Suicide.

When you have cable, you spend a lot of time watching TV indoors on rainy days.

Snuka maintained she had accidentally fallen on a highway.

"120 pounds," quoth the Ravens. "Nevermore."

How the fuck did Jezebel get credentials for media day? AMIRITE?

Battier: I’m thinking we go with a 90’s boy band hit.

Deadspin Jeopardy

Not able to get bios in on time? $10.00 fine

If only it was an auction draft...

No kidding. I had to mute that shit after the first goal. It's no longer original or entertaining, just annoying.

It's two people yelling, not understanding a word the other is saying. Lots of shouting. And then you go off and hug some blonde girl.

Accidental double post. It just rips my heart out when I do this.

Stanford thug

"Everyone's talking about him, including Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, for some reason"

Talented, Arrogant, and Brak

Asked to comment on the animation, George said "That's quite the Take On Me."

Somewhere Michael Jordan is shaking his head and saying, "Now that's just excessive." Then making his nightly call to scream at Jerry Krause.

ECW! ECW! EC[hockey game breaks out]

You got a lot to learn friend.